Dive into a bushel of laughter with these apple-solutely hilarious apple puns and jokes! Whether you’re an apple lover or just in for a juicy chuckle. These corny but funny jokes are sure to make you smile. If you’ve got any apple jokes of your own to share, leave them in the comments below!
Ahh a good apple word-play, the apple of my eye! Nothing like a good apple joke to get the day started. I hope you enjoy this list of our favorite apple puns!
How do you make apple turnover? Push it downhill.
Who is an apple’s favorite relative? A Granny.
What do you give a horse that has just won the Kentucky Derby? An Appletini.
Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice.
Why didn’t the two worms go into Noah’s ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go in pears.
Why did the apple join the circus? He loved all the apple-ause.
What kind of apples do they eat in the desert? Camel apples.
Why is it so difficult to work at an apple pie factory? Because they have such a high turnover rate.
What do you get when you cross a train engine with an apple pie? Puff pastry.
What do you call two apples next to each other? A pear.
What type of a computer does a horse like to eat? A Macintosh.
How did one apple confess to the other? You give me all the peels.
What’s an apple’s favorite movie? Mr. and Mr. Smith.
What did the apple say to the almond? You’re nuts.
Why did the apple cry? Her peelings were hurt.
What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? A pine apple
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.
Why did the apple blush? Because he saw the salad dressing.
What do you call a grumpy apple? A crab apple.
What did the apple skin say to the apple who couldn’t afford bus fare? Don’t worry, I have got you covered.
Why did Eve want to leave the garden of Eden and move to New York? She fell for the Big Apple.
What did the apple tree say to the hungry caterpillar? Leaf me alone.
What did the apple say to the celery? Stop stalking me.
Why did the Granny smith apple go out with a prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.
What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one, then.
Where do bugs go to watch the big game? Apple-Bees.
What do you call an end to all fruits? An apple-colypse.
If a man has got 6 apples in one hand and 8 bananas in the other, what has he got? Massive hands.
How do you make an apple puff? Chase it around the garden.
What do you call a fruit that’s rough around the edges? A bad apple.
What lives in an apple and loves to read? A bookworm.
What did the fairy folk tell their kid when he ate his apple pie too fast? Stop goblin your dessert.
What has apples and 3.14 slices? An apple Pi.
What’s the best thing to put into an apple pie? Your teeth.
What do you call an apple that plays the trumpet? A tooty fruity.
What lives in apples and is an avid reader? A bookworm!
What do you call a doctor who specializes in Adam’s apples? A guyneckologist
Why didn’t the boy choose the apple over the pear? He liked the apple butter.
What kind of apple throws the best parties? Gala apples.
What did the apple pie say after thanksgiving? Good-pie everyone
Best apple jokes
These next fruit puns are some of our best apple jokes!
What can a whole apple do that a half an apple can’t? Look round.
Why did the apple go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well.
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.
Why did the apple pie go to the dentist? Because it needed a filling.
Who led all the apples to the bakery? The Pie Piper.
Why couldn’t Eve eat the apple? Because it was Adam’s apple.
Why did the man eat apples at the bank? He wanted to eat rich food.
What’s is an Egyptian apple pie? The kind mummy used to make.
What happened to the two apple trees that were planted together? They lived appleyever after.
What do you get when you drop a smartphone into a deep fryer? An Apple fritter.
After reading through all these funny jokes about apples, we hope you had a good laugh.
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