Here are 55 funny bone jokes and puns to tickle your funny bone! I’m going to go out on a limb and say, if you’ve got any knee-slappingly funny jokes to share – Pop them in the comments below!
Here are some of our favorite jokes about bones!
Which plant is made of tiny little skeletons? A bone sai tree.
Why is a ribcage like a window? You can see it through them.
What instrument did the skeleton play at the concert? The trom-bone
What do the skeletons complain about the most? Aching bones.
What do you call a skeleton with no friends? Bonely
Where does a neck go to complain? The cervical desk.
Why are bones so calm? Nothing gets under the skin.
What bone is the sassiest? The cheek bone.
Why didn’t the skull go to the dentist? It was too-th late.
What do you call the last skeleton on earth? The end-o skeleton.
What was the skeleton’s favorite Christmas candy? Bone-bone.
What TV show do skeletons love? Bones.
What do skeletons say before a big meal? Bone-Appetite.
Who is the biggest skeleton rock star from New Jersey? Bone-Jovi.
How do a skeletons cut their steak? With a boning knife.
What did the skeleton doctor say when his patient had a high temperature? I’m afraid you’re running a femur.
Who was the world’s greatest skeleton detective? Sherlock Bones.
What kind of steak do they serve at a golf course? A tee bone.
What do you call a dead skeleton? Dust.
What is a skeletons favorite musical instrument? A saxo-bone.
How did the two wrist bones get to work? They carpal-ed.
What do you call a bodybuilder skeleton? A musculoskeleton.
What skeleton was the first emperor of France? Napoleon Bone-aparte.
How did the archeologists know the skeletons were real? They were bone-afide.
What is a skeleton’s favorite TV show? Bone-anza.
Bone one liners
Here are some great bone joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about bones.
Lots of bones try to be cool. But none are ever going to be as trendy as the hip.
The skeleton wanted to tell some more funny bone jokes. But it didn’t have the guts to.
I had to send my spine to prison. It was bad to the bone.
The bone was making me annoyed, he kept telling lies. If you ask me, he was a total phoney-ba-boney.
The skeleton wanted to play the trombone, but I thought the saxabone would suit it better. Tibia honest, both instruments can be quite humerus when you are feeling bonely.
My skull doesn’t mind when I call it a bonehead.
I bought my skeleton a new plant to say sorry for all the skeleton jokes I’d been making. He absolutely loves his bone-sai tree.
The skeleton couldn’t look at the spare ribs I was making. He didn’t have the stomach for it.
The skeleton wanted to start a fight on Halloween. He had a bone to pick with the werewolf.
I was worried that my bone humor would fall flat. But then I used my funny bone.
We had to discipline the naughty skeleton. So we put him in a rib cage.
You can always tell when a spine finds your bone puns funny. They start cracking up.
Leg bones are known for always wanting to tell the truth. They find it easy tibia honest.
I love my funny bone. There is no denying that I find it very humerus.
Try as she might, the skeleton just couldn’t manage to drag herself out of bed. She was bone tired.
Bones are always so calm. Nothing ever gets under their skin.
I left a skull out in the sun. It became bone dry.
I had a guitar pick made of bone and I lost it. I really have a bone to pick with myself for being so careless.
Getting hurt is such a bone-breaking experience. But you can’t deny it’s a spine-tickling event.
The femur tried to propose to the radius. It asked, will you marrow me?
Best bone jokes
These next ones are some of our best jokes and puns about bones!
How do you stop a skeleton telling jokes? Take away their funny bone.
Did you hear of the film about a broken arm? It has an amazing cast.
Did you hear about the elbow who did stand up comedy? They were humerous.
Bone lovers always like spending time in the forest. I found out that it’s because they like the s-pine trees.
Did you hear about the bone that was almost eaten by a group of wild dogs? It was a marrow escape.
What unit is used to weigh bones? Skele-tons.
What do you get if you boil funny bone? Laughing stock.
I picked up a pile of bones I ordered online. I was surprised that they weighed a skele-ton.
What does a skeleton say it has a hunch about something? I feel it in my bones.
Do you know how many bones there are in a human hand? I’m not sure either, but I’m assuming it’s a handful.
After reading through all these hilarious jokes about bones, we hope you had a good laugh.
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