Here are 40 funny turkey jokes and the best turkey puns to crack you up. These jokes about turkeys are great turkey jokes for kids and adults.
Here is our top list of turkey dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about turkeys, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this turkey humor with others.
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Turkey puns
Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about turkeys that are also awesome turkey jokes for adults and kids to be told!
Why did Mom’s turkey seasoning taste a little off last year? She ran out of thyme.
Why did the turkey cross the road? He wanted people to think he was a chicken.
What animal has the worst eating habit? The turkey, because it gobbles everything up.
What’s blue and covered in feathers? A turkey holding its breath.
Why did the farmer report the turkey to the police? He sensed fowl play.
Which key is doesn’t work on locks and has legs? A tur-key.
What are turkeys most thankful for on Thanksgiving? Vegetarians
Why did the turkey say no to dessert? He said he was already stuffed.
What is a turkey called on the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky.
What dessert does a turkey love the most? Peach gobbler.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove it wasn’t chicken.
What do turkeys like to do on sunny days? Have peck-nics.
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside.
What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him.
What do you get if you cross a Turkey and a centipede? Drumsticks for everyone at Christmas.
What do you call a running turkey? Fast food.
Why do turkeys gobble? Because they never learned table manners.
What kind of weather does a turkey like? Fowl weather.
What sound does a turkey’s phone make? Wing wing.
How is a chicken different from a turkey? Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving.
How do turkeys drive a car? He wings it.
What’s the best way to eat turkey bacon? Gobble it up.
Why did the turkey wear stilts? No one cooks flamingos for Thanksgiving.
What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, google.
How can you make a turkey float? You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey.
Turkey one liners
Here are some great turkey joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about turkeys.
The only ones more stuffed than us on Thanksgiving are the turkeys.
You know you overdid it at Thanksgiving when you thought the serving size for turkey was one.
The butcher stopped eating deli meat every day, he decided to go cold turkey.
It’s already Thanksgiving again, because time flies, even if turkeys don’t.
My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I told them I couldn’t just quit “cold turkey.”
Best turkey jokes
These next funny turkey puns are some of our best jokes and puns about turkeys!
What do ghosts put on their turkey? Grave-y.
What did the leftover turkey say? Make me a sandwich.
Fruit comes from a fruit tree, so where does turkey come from? A poul-tree.
What do you call it when a family passes down a turkey recipe? Copy and basting.
What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit? A poultrygeist.
How does a limping turkey walk? It wobble, wobbles.
What did the turkey say to the hunter on Thanksgiving? Quack.
How did the turkey drink wine on Thanksgiving? With a gobble-let.
Why did the turkey bring a microphone dinner? He was ready for a roast.
Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had his own drumsticks.
Final thoughts
After reading through all these hilarious jokes about turkeys, we hope you had a good laugh.
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